TRIBUTE TO YOUNG HOLLYWOOD - SONG FOR A GHOUL NATION
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural
Editor's Note: Thank God I'm nobody. These chicks won't try to get me. Which one is the ghoul? Can you tell? Hint: Look for darkness. Look for death...walking right beside one of them. Look carefully and you'll see it. Do like you're watching one of those "Hills Have Ghouls" movies. So like what the hell is chick ghoul off into...in real life? Besides running an empire and being a vampire, like what's an ordinary day like for a ghoul? I'm being silly, but not really. Something is wrong.
SONG FOR A GHOULISH NATION:
Sing to the tune of the Beatles I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends
What would you think if a ghoul came along?
Would you walk out if it threatened your enternity?
Lend me your fears and I'll turn them on you
And I'll accidentally let them kill you indeed!
I get by with a little death from my fiends
I'm gonna die cause of no help from my friends
I'm gonna cry cause I got no help from friends.
If you need any demon,
I need a demon to love,
If you need any demons,
I need a little demon ghoul to love.
Do not sing with meds. Those of you on crack--stay away. Not recommended for those of you on Paxil, uh uh. Not for you. Those of you who get a crazy check, don't read...at all. And you know who you are. And you know when your check comes and where you'll cash it. And how you'll spend it on trees and on that new video game. Remember, you couldn't handle "Cloverfield".
**If you're too young or too dumb to know who the Beatles are, you probably are strung out on Hip Hop in which case you don't see the humor in anything that doesn't involve booties and straight up murder. Or rims. Or blunts. Or athletic gear even though you know nothing about teamwork. Unless it involves gang banging or car stealing. Anyway....look the song up and try the lyrics
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Pop Tarts: Sundance Strangeness: Mary-Kate Olsen Tries to Smile
Current mood: angsty
Mary-Kate Olsen at Sundance.
More tangent: This was before the tragedy. Little Mary Kate at Sundance before Ledger's death. Now it seems that her stint on "Weeds" was not without controversy, seems her fellow castmate Mary Louise Parker didn't think much of her ghoul-like acting. And why was she dating Ledger anyway? I mean can she actually show any emotion? Most ghouls can't you know. And like most young ghouls in Hollywood, worshipping the dead is thought to be chic. Notice how Mary Kate starting looking awfully dark lately. Goth and plain ole' necromancy carries a certain cachet these days. Evil is good and good is evil, eh? So after portraying the comic gothic figure in the "Dark Knight", Ledger couldn't shake the demons. If she's not careful, the same fate awaits this little girl ghoul--no matter what the toxicology report says.
LOS ANGELES — It's no secret that Britney Spears is somewhat bizarre when it comes to her behavior, but she's not the only high-profile performer who swings from smiles to silence.
Pop Tarts popped itty-bitty beauty Mary-Kate Olsen at the Park City premiere of her new flick "The Wackness" on Friday.
The typically media-silent screen star didn't talk while walking the red carpet, but for a girl who always hides from the photogs, she did hang out on the press line for an extra long time to have conversations with her co-stars, creating an ideal photo op.
Hmm — could it be that MK doesn't mind being sold off to the weeklies as much as we may have thought?
The starlet was even happy to accommodate the request of a snapper who came late by posing on the platform with a (slight) smile. But just minutes before that, it was all frowns for the flashes.
"It was hard to get Mary-Kate to smile," a snapper told Pop Tarts. "She is very unpredictable. One minute she was smiling and laughing along with her co-stars, the next thing she was totally somber. It was like a lottery whether we could catch her looking even a little happy."
But like our Brit, this tiny twin is a multimillion-dollar mogul who also doesn't seem too concerned with dressing just for impressing. The 21-year-old strutted without blush or a hairbrush — but when you're one half of your own uber-famous franchise near the top of Forbes' Under 25 Rich List, there probably aren't too many peeps you need to win over anymore.
That said, MK did do a good job of winning over "The Wackness" audience, proving that she can show a little lovin', even if it is just in reel life. "The Weeds" sensation plays a stoner called Union who makes out with Ben Kingsley, 43 years her senior, in a steamy 20-second lip lock. How, ah, sweet.
Later that night, Pop Tarts popped Olsen partying at 5W and Butter nightclub's private Park City party.
MK pulled a Britney and changed her outfit and looked particularly cute this time with fresh makeup and a combed head of hair.
The Tinseltown tiny sipped some adult beverages and lounged around alongside other stars like the Hilton heiresses, Cisco Adler and Kim Kardashian. (Kimmy left as soon as her former friend Paris Hilton showed up, apparently to avoid any potential problems.)
So even though Olsen isn't mad for media attention, it seems the "real" Mary-Kate is a "free-spirited" star.
"She is an amazing professional and just has such a free spirit that draws you close to her," Kingsley told Pop Tarts.
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NYC POLICE DECIDE NOT TO CALL THE OLSEN TWIN IN FOR QUESTIONING IN LEDGER DEATH
Tangent Alert: Little goth ghoul Mary Kate Olsen was called instead of the police to the apartment where Ledger lay motionless. Odd because this little Olsen ghoul is motionless too--and gothic. And weird. And she has a twin sister. And they look alike. But this one is weird. And goth. And scarey. And she's into fashion and partying--even though she looks like death. She was on "Weeds" last season where she played a Christian goth pot-smoking ghoul. Just my opinion. After all, she's the richest little ghoul in the whole United States. Maybe in the whole wide ghoulish world. Hope she doesn't call her private (hush hush) security squad on me.
The New York Police Department has denied a Friday newspaper report that they intended to question Mary-Kate Olsen in connection with phone calls the actress received from the masseuse who discovered Heath Ledger's body on Tuesday, PEOPLE has confirmed.
"Absolutely at no time are we going to be interviewing her," New York police Det. Joseph Cavitolo tells PEOPLE. "We never had any plans to interview her. At this point we are just waiting for the Medical Examiner's report."
Ledger's initial "autopsy was inconclusive," New York City Medical Examiner spokeswoman Ellen Borakove told PEOPLE on Wednesday. "We have to do further testing including toxicology and tissue testing. Neither cause of death or manner of death has been concluded. We expect additional results in 10 days to two weeks."
Police believe Ledger was already dead by the time his masseuse had phoned Olsen, and they have ruled out foul play.
Masseuse Calls Olsen
Starting at 3:17 p.m. Tuesday, the day Ledger's body was discovered, masseuse Diana Wolozin spent nine minutes making three phone calls to Olsen – and waiting more than a minute between each call – before dialing 911, then called Olsen a fourth time after paramedics arrived at Ledger's New York apartment, the Associated Press has reported.
Wolozin, 40, first called Olsen after she and Ledger's housekeeper discovered him lying face down on his bed. Among Olsen's responses was that she would send her security guards to the apartment.
"There's no crime for calling Mary-Kate first," Cavitolo told PEOPLE on Friday. "There's no crime for not calling 911 initially."
Ledger, 28, and Olsen, 21, first met in the summer of 2006 and "were casually dating for three months before Heath's death," a source told PEOPLE. "They were hooking up, but neither were particularly interested in making it exclusive."
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January 22, 2008 - Tuesday
**BREAKING NEWS -BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN STAR, HEATH LEDGER FOUND DEAD IN NYC APARTMENT**
Heath Ledger as the Joker in the upcoming "Dark Knight".
(CBS/AP) Heath Ledger was found dead Tuesday at a downtown Manhattan residence, and police said drugs may have been a factor. He was 28.
NYPD spokesman Paul Browne said Ledger had an appointment for a massage at the Manhattan apartment believed to be his home. The housekeeper who went to let him know the masseuse had arrived found him dead at 3:26 p.m.
According to the New York Times, the residence is owned by actress Mary-Kate Olsen.
A large crowd of paparazzi and gawkers began gathering Tuesday evening outside the building on an upscale block in SoHo, where several police officers guarded the door.
The Australian-born actor was nominated for an Oscar for "Brokeback Mountain," where he met Michelle Williams in 2005. The two had lived in Brooklyn and had a daughter, Matilda, until they split up last year.
He most recently appeared in "I'm Not There," in which he played one of the many incarnations of Bob Dylan - as did Cate Blanchett, whose performance in that film earned an Oscar nomination Tuesday for best supporting actress.
Ledger was to appear as the Joker this year in "The Dark Night," a sequel to 2005's "Batman Begins." He's had starring roles in "A Knight's Tale" and "The Patriot," and played the suicidal son of Billy Bob Thornton in "Monster's Ball."
Ledger grew up in Perth, and began doing amateur theater at age 10. At 16, he moved to Sydney to pursue an acting career, quickly landing TV movie roles and guest spots on Australian television.
After several independent films and a starring role in the short-lived Fox TV series "Roar," Ledger moved to Los Angeles and costarred in "10 Things I Hate About You," a teen comedy reworking of "The Taming of the Shrew."
Offers for other teen flicks came his way, but Ledger turned them down, preferring to remain idle than sign on for projects he didn't like.
"It wasn't a hard decision for me," Ledger told the Associated Press in 2001. "It was hard for everyone else around me to understand. Agents were like, `You're crazy,' my parents were like, `Come on, you have to eat."'
Friday, January 25, 2008
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